FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL WAS TODAY AND IT WAS EPIC-LY
Sleepy AWESOME!

It seems to me that I'm one of the few people who completed all the holiday assignment.
I probably angered Peeya, Sunrise and Mila because when MC wrote the homework, i went "OH I FINISHED THAT ONE ALREADY!"
Then they go: "HOW ABOUT THIS ?"
and I go: " I FINISHED IT TOOO. OOOH! so I only have 2 pages of physics Workbook, while you guys have 12 HAHAHAHA!"
And after that, they hailed me as the GODESS OF HOMEWORK! :D
Sunrise initially called me GODESS OF NERDS. but I couldn't have that could i?

Then E geog came. The whole class didn't bring their TYS. Teacher was pissed man. Scolded us for 20 minutes. Felt so bad too :/

The real surprise came when I was mentioned that we would be having 2 English teachers instead of 1. Probably like our SS, our English sucked too. We were split into two groups, and guess what! English lessons from today onwards would be held in an air-conditioned room :D

After school C and I walked to the canteen. On the way, i sang a bit of poker face, the acoustic. And C said I had a singing talent (or something like that). I told my mum that, she laughed. Which is true, what singing talent do I have? Probably only gonna happen when the pigs fly, OR when I don't finish my homework on time, even when given a week of grace. Like I said, never gonna happen.

Jay and I were observing our juniors. As usual, she was making a fool of herself. It was fun though. I still can't believe I'm out of it already. It's the first training after the whole month break, and my attendance is marked a O.

Tomorrow, lucky few people like me were chosen to take some NE survey. Hope it won't take a long time. Sounds .. NE-ish though. What if i get all the answers wrong? will they send me the CME remedial? Oh the horror!
(I am being sarcastic just so you know)

I'm exhausted. Gonna hit the hay.
Night!

P.S. Sara Bareilles has a wonderful voice.
P.P.S I LOVE GLEEEEEE.

I clicked on my hotmail inbox.
I was deleting the junk mail when i saw the email.
It was sent by someone.
My heart pounded. I couldn't believe my eyes
I can't believe that person emailed me.
I looked at the text.
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It was spam mail.
wth.

I don't want to start school so soon ): I still have this high *reaches up  on tippy toes* of homework to be done. Oh great.

By popular demand (by demand i mean one person). I decided to post today! YAY.
okay okay, erm, where to start.
First week of school! one word. NPCC.
Why? I had NP every single day of the week.
It was interesting though.

On wednesday we(4G1 cadets :D [damn its alrd 4G1!]) had to do various things for "the quest" for the secondary ones.
It is usually solely done by NCC, but this year they decided to include us (:
I was assigned the role to 'follow' the sec 1s.
It was rather interesting. Because I am so used to getting fast reactions from people (e.g. i say go, and they start running) that taking them made me see how we all were in secondary one.
The differences are very shocking.

Later on in the week was the highlight of secondary one orientation.
CAMPFIRE!
And NPCC did AWESOMELY WELL!
TKD was unique this year with taerobics and FD rocked on did fancy drills to the song SORRY SORRY by SUPER JUNIOR!
Before performance we were all hyperventilating and after performance we just couldn't stop smiling.
Unlike last year, no one cried. It was all good. Because we did everything to our very best (:
Man, I'll miss fancy drills and campfires ):

Then on Saturday.
KARAOKE AND PICTIONARY WITH THE PICTIONARY GANG!
Though it wasn't as high as last year, it was better than nothing.
And i actually sang a chinese song (even with my lousy chinese!) :O
We selected all three Lady GaGa songs available on the system and sang to it.
Even the younger ones sang!
'Lady GaGa' should be honoured to know that we also tried to mimic him.
I can firmly say that one can never get enough of karaoke :D
Pictionary was... pictionary :D
Super funny.
JY's "shouting" looked like a guy with three very long whiskers.
But again, she's young (:
Playing the game with the challenge dice exciting.
Drawing with your left hand is not easy you know :/

Yesterday was the release of 'O' level results.
I have no idea why, but i was worried for results when i wasn't even going to get any on that day.
The school did amazingly with 97% distinction in literature and 75.5% distinction in English.
Moreover, 9 out of 43(is it right?) students that scored 9A1s were from Crescent! :D
Our average score ad been lowered by 0.3, so its now 9.7 (:
I really do hope our batch will surpass them all :D
Also, all who take HCL in 4G1 scored A1s in their O level Chinese paper! AWESOME JOB GUYS!

First period today was PE.
Ms Ang "evaluated" us, and I'm officially in the P.E. remedial (standing broadjump sucks too badly) ):
Actually, majority of NP cadets are in it. Maybe we train too much on our abs that we neglected our leg muscles...?
All except one, Charm.
This smart person here fell early in the morning.
Though not her fault, but still she fell very early in the morning.
And she got her wound dressed at around 6.50 in the morning.
So you can approximate how early she fell down.
Hope it recovers fast Charm (:

I NEED TO LOSE MY FATS! PRONTO!
urgh, need to start on an excercise regimen now.
The fats are disgusting! ):
i'll work something out...somehow...hopefully. :/

I've been in REALLY weird situations.
like publicly exclaiming "BUT CHARM IS GOING TO KILL ME.SHE'S SCARY."
when that little evil woman is...GO AND LOOK FOR THE KEYWORD YOURSELF.

The few weird situations I've been in:
1. Usually:
"Mummy! Can I PLEASE rebond my hair? EVERYONE in school is doing that! PLEASE"
"No."
For me:
"Joey can you please rebond your hair. It won't be so straight and it won't be spoiled."
"No way mann."

2. Usually:
"Mummy!can you paint my nails for me? I want them BRIGHT PINK!"
"Nope, I've got no time."
For me:
"Joey come here."
"Why?"
"Just come over."
-looks down-
"No no no. I'm NOT painting my nails."
"Come on, I'll use this colour! It can't even be seen."
"URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

It's always the reverse. I think I'm the weird one.
Ah well. NP today was interesting.
With Khuzaimah and her antics, its BOUND to be interesting.
Took loads of photos of TKD and a few of Drills.
They kept avoiding me.
Still i have that awesome video (: (with Mayo looking damn blur)

Tomorrow is SATURDAY! = TENNIS :D :D :D :D
YAY!
Let's hope it doesn't rain at all.
Speaking of rain, i just realised it didn't rain today o.o
amazing.

Hols have started....a month ago.
And i know its very late to announce it, but i'm a pig. Pigs ARE lazy

What have i been up to lately?
Rotting, Slacking, More rotting.
Many failed attempts in trying to complete my work.
You get the gist of it.

Well, my Dad's good friend decided to teach his daughter and my brother tennis(they're both the same age..which is..more than half a decade younger than me), so they come over to my house every Saturday to play.
Those two learn, while we play >:)
Every Saturday we'll go down and play tennis for two whole solid hours.
You might think :Must be damn tiring.
It is tiring, but so fun :D :D :D
I played last Saturday, and the next day i played for another hour.
Then on Monday, i played a little again.
See, addicted.
Now I'm waiting for Banana to come back to Singapore so that we can PLAY. (again)
You know, I'm even thinking of bringing the tennis rackets and tennis balls to Thailand to play. :/
The wonders of addiction.

Oh, NEW MOON.
It was DEFINITELY much BETTER than (sucky) TWILIGHT.
The effects were not bad. Werewolves look like giant wolves which is the correct interpretation.
Kristen Stewart looked as dao as ever.
Someone said her voice was monotonous. I agree mann!
Edward looks as disgusting as ever.
Dude stop smoking man, your teeth colour is horrible.
It looks like porcelain stained with black.
yuck.

I had the weirdest dream last night.
( DREAMLAND )
I woke up with a pounding heart.

Things that happened/happening during the hols:
1. I've got a new baby cousin :D
2. Invited to my cousins' X'mas party again (:
3. BBQ! on the 1st of Jan.
4. I'm going overseas! TO HUA HIN AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAH. This time i'm going to bring back a bottle of their super fine sand :D
5. I've got a sleek nice RED DS :D which has been confiscated most of the time by my mum =.=

A few shocking things:
1. THE GUY WHO ACTS AS 'JACKSON' IN HANNAH MONTANA IS OVER 30?! WHAT?!
2. E.T. was a film produced in 1982?! I thought it was 2001!
3. Henry Thomas who acts as Elliot (a young kid) in ET is now 38. WOW.

NP. What has been going on.
Fancy fancy Drills (:
The song chosen : Let it rock by Kevin Rudolf.
Awesome catchy beat.
The whole thing choreographed by dear Khuzaimah(:

Campcraft Com.
Sigh, didn't make the team, but oh well, it was expected.
Wish them all the best and hope that we'll do better than before (:

I still need that iPod ):
Holy cow, i think it died on me.
died as in really died.
Dang.

Today was funny.
really.

Jas: "Happy Childrens' day!"
Jx: "Yes my fellow child"
Jo: "Paedophile?!"

Jx: "this is because of the melamine in our body."
Jo: "MDM LIM?!IN OUR BODY?!"

Ah, there's more. but my memory sucks.
will post it up when i remember.
 

Thank you guys (:
credits : www.wordle.net

1.
The picture says everything.

2. I'm addicted to SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE. Hogging Adeline's iPod never felt so good. She sat by the side, staring longingly at her beloved iPod and then looked up to glare daggers at me. 
Neh, she didn't do that. I was just being dramatic. (watch out)

3. KEANE :D

4. I don't get why so many people are so addicted to K guys. Does it mean the local guys are done for? HAHA

5. "Source E's purpose is to convince the Singaporeans that the residents in Serangoon are not having an accepting attitude towards the issue, so that Singaporeans will follow suit."
HAHAHAHA. I didn't mean to wrongly accuse you The Straits Times, its just i had nothing else to write.

6.
C: I wrote the purpose is to convince the Singaporeans that they are biased against the foreigners because they do not know
L: How can you not know if you're biased against them? C, i think you're fat, am i being mean?
J: C, i think you suck, am i being biased?
C: shut up.

:D

5th:
(insert name here)!(insert name here)! IS SHE DEAF?!
No, let me show you how to do it. (insert name here)!
-person responds-
go and die.

4th:
Who is your god?
OH, a certain someone.
Who?! ME RIGHT!
Oh yea, when pigs fly!
Which unit do you live in?
Why should i tell you?
So that i can throw pigs just outside your window?

3rd:
-Banana pokes me-
Shut up.
But i didn't say anything!
Ah, but you see action speaks louder than words!

2nd:
...you totally poked me!
I don't understand why people use totally. People don't go: "HEY YOU! YOU PARTIALLY POKED ME!"

1st:
(insert name here)! Help me buy ice lemon tea please?
Hi clementi?!
No, ICE LEMON TEA.
Oh, okay (walks off AWAY from the stall)

HAHA that will be all :D

HAVE YOU HEARD HAVE YOU HEARD?!
GOOGLE IS GOING TO HAVE AN OPERATING SYSTEM!
HAHAH TAKE THAT MICROSOFT!
Finally some one that might actually win microsoft (:
Google, you have my support!

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okay, that was geek talk just now. HAHA.
It's normal of me to talk about that :D
Loads of stuff happened but i was just too lazy to post up stuff.
again, it is normal of me to be lazy xD

1. STC GATHERING!
FUN FUN FUN FUN . Bowling was awesome although i lost overall, but am glad that i had a strike~!
yeesh, i'm contradicting.
well, yeap, we bowled, and 7/10 of my balls went into the gutter ):
while the pro people like Wan Fa and Bryan scored over 50 points in the end -.-
even Khuza who never bowled before won me. how pathethic am i?
and I was after the feng shui ball everytime i bowled. HAHA inside joke.

2.School -.-
Boring, as usual. but sad thing is that there wasn't any NP sessions ever since school started.
But staying back and fooling around sorta made up for it :D
and my new sitting partner, morgana, is funny and high.
which is scary at times, but i scare her even more when i'm high.
payback >:D

3. NP ROOM
It is AWESOME and has so many RESOURCES. 
It's really a pity people out of NP can't enter xD
Markers, lighters,balloon pumps, rifles, batons,paper clips, penknife, scissors..you name it, we have it!
I won't mind sleeping in it with the fan on. it's so nice and peaceful there (:

4. Michael Jackson (R.I.P.)
Well, the king of pop has gone but has left his deep impression on the citizens of the world.
From his hit songs Thriller, Billie Jean, Smooth Criminal to the more sentimental ones like Heal the World and You will not be alone.
Every single one of them were awesome.
The world will remember you for sure.
Recently my mum bought (and i borrowed to rip) a MJ CD. and man, his songs are good.
So many songs that i've heard, I didn't know he sang them
like the rush hour 2 song, the one Chris tucker sang.
IT WAS SUNG BY HIM!
And and, after listening, i realised that dance groups in Britain's got talent get their ideas from him! so many of them.
Unlike how the media has portrayed him , he is truly a kid at heart and has all the kiddy fantasies.
Go watch "living with michael jackson" on youtube. You'll understand what i mean(:
He'd rather climb trees and play water bombs than to party around like normal adults.
And because of him, i'm hooked onto all the oldies :D
and because of putting so many oldies into my iPod...
which brings me to the next erm..point.

5. IN NEED OF A NEW IPOD
I currently have 6.6 MB left and it is pathetically small.
And i have no songs to remove from my iPod, which means i'll be stuck with this small space until somehow i have at least 20 songs to delete so that i'll get at least 100MB back.
Sigh, and because of that pathethic 1 position i'm deprived of an iPod.
First it's Sims 2 when i was sec 1and i could get it if i scored the 10th position
and guess what, i got 11th.
And in Sec 2, i could get an iPod in exchange for 8th position.
And you guessed it, i missed it out by 1 position. again.
and i can't even get the Sims game.
Nevermind, this means there isn't an attractive iPod that can store at least 2000 songs, has red, is new, has accelerometer.
Basically there won't be an iPod there for me to get distracted, which is a good thing.
right?